Lindsay Lohan can still get high...

In a brilliant move on Lindsay Lohan's part she decided to have her wisdom teeth pulled directly after she was ordered to submit to random drug testing. Of course a few rounds of heavy pain killers will be prescribed and of course Lindsay will acquire all sorts of complications like painful dry socket from sucking down all those cigarettes.

Next up she will be suffering from anxiety which will get her some Xanax and of course there is always random back pain and migraines. If she puts on a few pounds she could actually start menstruating again and get a script for some Vicodin to soothe those cramps. Go Lindsay.